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IN CASE OF A BAD DAY:
1. Look at all previous posts
2. Smile.

cheekyhealth:

curvyfitprincess:

juicingcoach:

project-raw:

This is a fantastic infographic!

The disadvantage of drinking cow milk

Things to be careful about! I’d definitely recommend plant milks…

Glad I have never, ever liked milk ever in my entire life.

(Source: starting-to-feel, via gf-carbqueen)

timeywimeyhobbit:

tfios-changed-my-life:

"Augustus is soooo pretentious!!!"

Ohmygod, no way?? It’s almost as if that’s exactly what John Green intended.

"Augustus Waters talked so much that he’d interrupt you at his own funeral. And he was pretentious: Sweet Jesus Christ, that kid never took a piss without pondering the abundant metaphorical resonances of human waste production."

(via do-you-have-a-flag)

what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-kise:

dangerhamster:

Rubeus Remus Potter. You were named after the only two people at Hogwarts who seemed to give shit about me, because come on who else would I name you after? A verbally abusive dickbag who was in love with my mum and gave me shit all my life and someone who convinced a bunch of children that they needed to be soldiers? What kind of awful aspirations would that make you end up having? Come on son I’m not an idiot…

#bless this post

(via isawseneca)

mutantlexi:

sarahseemssilly:

theycallmethemoose:

everkings:

gildatheplant:

pragtastic:

fifty-shades-of-gandalf-the-grey:

leomoriat:

poesdaughter:

Or, y’know, that thing called “Passover.”

Or the whole thing with Noah’s Ark where he killed off everything in the world except Noah and his family, and two of every animal. Y’know, no big deal. Just millions of people.

90% of the Old Testament is about God killing people in temper tantrums

Are we not going to mention Jesus?

Nailed it.

*wheeze* 

Oh my god.

Nailed it.

The Bible, it’s like the EULA of philosophy. No one actually reads it before hitting “I agree”.

mutantlexi:

sarahseemssilly:

theycallmethemoose:

everkings:

gildatheplant:

pragtastic:

fifty-shades-of-gandalf-the-grey:

leomoriat:

poesdaughter:

Or, y’know, that thing called “Passover.”

Or the whole thing with Noah’s Ark where he killed off everything in the world except Noah and his family, and two of every animal. Y’know, no big deal. Just millions of people.

90% of the Old Testament is about God killing people in temper tantrums

Are we not going to mention Jesus?

Nailed it.

*wheeze* 

Oh my god.

Nailed it.

The Bible, it’s like the EULA of philosophy. No one actually reads it before hitting “I agree”.

(Source: atheismblog, via flubberjubber)

amischiefofmice:

orfs:

averyterrible:

thisplaceisdespair:

flatluigi:

stormingtheivory:

So can we talk about the absolutely stunning duplicity going on here?

holy shit

ok, why the fuck is the graph upside down. that is incredibly misleading

Because its from the Florida Department of Justice, and they have a mandate here.

for those who have trouble inverting it in their head, ftfy:


this is some of the most blatant twisting of info i have ever seen holy shit

amischiefofmice:

orfs:

averyterrible:

thisplaceisdespair:

flatluigi:

stormingtheivory:

So can we talk about the absolutely stunning duplicity going on here?

holy shit

ok, why the fuck is the graph upside down. that is incredibly misleading

Because its from the Florida Department of Justice, and they have a mandate here.

for those who have trouble inverting it in their head, ftfy:

image

this is some of the most blatant twisting of info i have ever seen holy shit

(via flubberjubber)

almightyhail:

raptorix:

beggars-opera:

Is there a classic movie bloopers fandom because there needs to be one

OH MY GOD THESE THINGS REALLY EXIST???

I like how the guy in the fifth panel touches the blinds and then just goes FUCK IT I DIDN’T DO IT I’M OUT

(via sarcastic-snowflake)

carry-on-all-you-wayward-sons:

anglosexual:

larwrence:

facts about other movies

"the first disney princess to be crowned quee—"

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"the first disney princess to be crown—"

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"the first dis—"

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let’s try that again

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Kidagashnaga… Hey, you gotta nickname?

(via d0minoeffect)

predictively:

tactictaco:

pointmybodyouttosea:

i can watch this for hours

fuck you and your steady hand :’(

sorry for the porn

predictively:

tactictaco:

pointmybodyouttosea:

i can watch this for hours

fuck you and your steady hand :’(

sorry for the porn

(Source: edings, via sarcastic-snowflake)

politicsprepandpearls:

Feminist: a person who supports feminism.

Feminism: the advocacy of women’s rights on the grounds of political, social, and economic equality to men.

(via tyleroakley)